Beware, for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorrow, one joy! Mere seconds from now, you will finish reading the description of a particularly adorable Squishable! It’s a frog? No! A Fortune-Telling Plague Doctor! And when you will come to the end of that description, and you will face a choice: will you add that Squishable to your basket, or will you take the dark road of NOT adding it to your basket! The future is uncertain! Choose well!

Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different.