I love red pandas! I’d like to carry one everywhere I go! I could just grab one of these wiggly squirming mammals and carry it around, but that seems dangerous, and my local coffee shop only allows service animals, and anyway I can’t get my hands on a Red Panda without robbing a zoo. But wait, here’s a Micro Red Panda! Getting one doesn’t involve a grand larceny, and it makes waiting in line for coffee a lot less awkward.